Alienware 27-inch QHD Gaming Monitor | $799 | Dell
A lot of people say that Egyptians built the pyramids, but why isn’t the government talking about the possibility that this Alienware gaming monitor may have actually done it? Isn’t it true that the smooth motion offered by its 240Hz refresh rate, combined with its low, 1ms response time and 2K resolution would enable aliens with advanced tech to remotely move the gigantic stones that humanity, despite being provably capable, simply could not have budged?
Whether you accept the obvious lie that the lizard people of hollow earth have been feeding you about how humanity is perfectly capable of building marvels that your cousin Virgil—who could rebuild any old Chevy motor you give him—couldn’t possibly have come up with a way to build, you still have to admit that this is a pretty great deal from one of the premier gaming computer hardware brands.