Pokémon 12" Large Slowpoke Plush | $33 | Amazon
Well, we fucked up, gang. Here we are supposedly bringing you the best deals and savings, but we let this one slip through the cracks. We were just too slow, much like the greatest Pokémon to ever live—Slowpoke. If you’re still interested, you can pick him up for the discounted price of 0% off because there is no discount. That sale was yesterday. And now this is today. I know, we’re pretty bummed about it too, but just look at him. That dumb face is pretty cute still, isn’t it? My face. I’m talking about my dumb face. Forgive me?