Captain America Compression T-Shirt | $14 | Amazon
Ready to get swole like Steve Rogers himself? Then prepare yourself, my friend, to start pushing cars uphill and overhauling your diet until dining out becomes a chore and your social life is but a remnant of the past. On second thought, maybe it’s a good idea to start dedicating your life to fitness right now. After all, this Captain America compression shirt is $14 on Amazon and comes in sizes small through XXL.