BOOTY WIPES for Men (320 Count) | $25 | Amazon
Toilet paper is terrible at its job. Why have we as a society agreed that rubbing dry paper against our poopy butts is enough to clean it. If you had gotten poop on your hand, would you just wipe it off with a sheet of paper or would you WASH YOUR HANDS? Wipes add a much needed wetness to the job, but wipes have only ever really come in one form—baby wipes. Well, not any more. BOOTY WIPES for Men are for tough guys like you an me who want a nice clean butthole without the embarrassment of using something for a baby. We’re not babies. We’re men. And it’s time to remind our butts of that fact. And they’re fully flushable too.