You know what sucks? Tying shoelaces. That’s why God saw fit to make loafers, and right now Macy’s has a sale on them. Starting at 20% off, this selection of shoes ranges from breezy comfort to 80s businessman and all points between. Some have an additional 20% off coupon code—VDAY—so you can top off the savings at checkout. Pick up a pair of synthetic leather Dockers Men’s Dress Loafers with an antimicrobial footbed for $50, in black or brown and in sizes ranging from 8M to 13M, or grab these semi glossy leather Clarks Whiddon step loafers with enhanced heel cushioning and moisture-wicking soles in size 7M to 10.5W for $72 after code VDAY, and you’ll cover those floppy feet of yours with something nice. If you’re out looking for a pair for Valentine’s Day, you’ll be limited to what is available at your local Macy’s for pickup, or you can pay for express shipping and cross your fingers, but for the rest of you, it’s just good deal on loafers time.
For anyone already covered on the dress shoe front, or just wants a pair of comfortable loafers for, you know, just regular loafin’, these premium leather Clarks Bradley slip-ons, featuring the same heel support and moisture-wicking soles as the Whiddon steps, are marked down from $100 to $65 after putting in that promo code. Those can be had in just about any size, from 7M to 13M. There are plenty more shoes available in this deal—283, in fact, as of this writing—so take a gander, then come back and tell me about my horrible taste in shoes when you find something better than what I’ve highlighted here.