NordicTrack T 6.5 S Treadmill | $549 | Amazon
No way you won’t come down with a case of the runs if you buy this treadmill from NordicTrack. That’s what I like to call it when I have the urge to run, what do you think? I’m working on coining some new phrases down here at Kinja headquarters, because the old ones have gotten a little stale. Anyway, NordicTrack is including a 30-day trial to their iFIT subscription, which lets you stream workouts and take fitness classes on the built-in screen, and elite trainers adjust your equipment for you. I genuinely don’t know what that last part means, and I’m too tired to look it up on account of it’s New Year’s and I’m not even supposed to be here, today. Do they come to your house? Is this some sort of thing that happens automatically? Anyway, it folds up, can incline as much as 10%, and it’s designed to flex as you run on it so that you don’t wreck your knees while you run. As I approach middle age, I’m considering buying one of these, which I’m pretty sure is a rite of passage. But my wife says I have to write 1,000 more deals before I can, so I’m passing the savings on to you!