You should replace every article of clothing you own with merino, and start with your base layers. If you’re ready to take things to the next level, there’s a onesie for that.

Airblaster claims the “Woolverino” that makes up their Merino Ninja Suit is 45% stronger and dries twice as fast as pure merino. Having gotten absolutely soaked in sweat during multiple hikes in Banff while wearing the Airblaster earlier this year, I can definitely attest to the fast-drying boast.

*There are multiple listings of the Airblaster on Amazon, with varying colors and pricing all over the place.

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Icebreaker’s Zone One Sheep Suit (they really went in on the naming schemes on these), has a better fit, more style, and more ventilation than the Airblaster. Both options also feature welcome thumb holes in the sleeves.

While both suits are priced at $200 on their sites, the Airblaster gets all the way down to $78 on Amazon depending on size and color.

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All other things being equal, I’d give the nod to Icebreaker, it having the edge in terms of ventilation, but all other things are not equal. If you take a closer look at the Airblaster, you’ll notice that the horizontal waist zipper goes around almost a full 360 degrees. While the zipper on the seat of the Icebreaker basically just creates a flap, the Airblaster suit fully Pac-Mans open. What we’re saying is that it is far, far, far easier to poop while wearing the Airblaster. I found that it was basically impossible to use a normal toilet without a significant amount of the fabric of the Icebreaker resting on the seat, which is gross, to me at least.

Merino suits offer incredible warmth and serious coziness but can handle a lot before they overheat you, and let you pack and wear way fewer layers in the process. Step in to one.


Bonus: MeUndies’ modal onesie, made of the same materials as their category-defining underwear and luxurious lounge pants, sets a new bar for comfort and softness.

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If you’ve ever worn modal underwear, you know it shows off your junk like nobody’s business, so probably not the best thing to wear while opening presents around the tree with family.