BaldiePro Bundle | $79.99 - $129.99 ($20 - $35 off) | Groomie
I’m proud to say I’m a card-carrying member of Team Bald, Bearded, and Beautiful. But one thing I’m not so proud of is that I pay around $60 every two weeks to visit a professional barber (New York haircuts are almost as overpriced as New York rent) because I simply hate shaving my own head. I just haven’t found the right device for me. Every head shaver I’ve tried is either too rough and leaves razor burns, too weak and takes forever to complete a clean shave, or too fragile and malfunctions after just a few cuts. Luckily for me and any other BBB brother out there who may be struggling with similarly subpar shavers, Groomie’s BaldiePro promises to eliminate those problems from our grooming routines. Currently on sale for $79.99 (so only slightly more than a single New York haircut), the BaldiePro Head Shaver bundle includes a SmoothShave blade that’s durable enough to last 60 shaves and gentle enough to be used completely dry. It also comes with a pre-shave massager and exfoliation brush meant to pamper and protect your skin, and its powerful 10,000 RPM motor is said to be able to get the job done in just three minutes. And if that’s not enticing enough, Groomie’s No Hair Don’t Care and Crispy AF bundles ($99.99 and $129.99 respectively) include barber-quality grooming products like pre-shave oil, aftershave, and natural deodorant. If this BaldiePro works as well as advertised, I might experience love at first shave and my barber might get a breakup text. (Sorry, Greg.)