Karl Lagerfeld Paris Quilted Bomber Jacket | $148 | Nordstrom
Norse Projects Gore-Tex Shirt Jacket | $263 | Nordstrom
Rodd & Gunn Water Repellent Puffer Jacket | $299 | Nordstrom
You could be cold, or you could put on a nice, warm, wind-and-water-repellent jacket that you got from this Nordstrom sale for up to 50% off. That includes this quilted Karl Lagerfeld hooded bomber jacket, which is usually $295 but is marked down to $148 right now. Or you could trick everyone into thinking you’re wearing just a shirt with this Norse Projects Jens Gore-Tex Infinium Shirt Jacket, marked down to $263 from it’s normal eye-popping $525. And if you really want to lord over everyone how warm you are, get this 40% off Rodd & Gunn water repellent puffer jacket.
There are lots of other jackets to choose from, so take a look at the rest in the sale and just imagine yourself standing in a group of your friends outside, and when one of them, shivering and clearly unprepared for the cold, announces how cold they are and laments that you guys unexpectedly ended up outside for longer than you’d planned, say something like, “I’m not cold, you know, there’s no bad weather, only bad clothes,” and then enjoy the attention and praise as everyone celebrates your sage wisdom and top-tier preparedness.