Hanes Men’s Jogger Sweatpants | From $13 | Amazon
No, this is not some kind of cognitive test. You don’t need to wait to eat a marshmallow or answer Kinja’s riddles three before accessing this deal. You can truly pick up a pair of Hanes Men’s Jogger Sweatpants at Amazon for as low as $13 right now. I repeat, there is a pair of large men’s grey (sorry, “light steel”) everyday sweats with pockets that you can get for $13 today. That’s 50% off the usual price. You can also click around to find additional colors and sizes that may be on sale, as there are definitely more discounts than this, and I would like to apologize for a previous edition of this post that suggested that these sweatpants were available for $5, since they were at publishing time. But they’re still worth it. I live in the undisputed sweatpants capital of America, so I would know.