There’s no arena of modern American life that Disney hasn’t touched. Toys, apparel, and home goods are all saturated with its branding, and I for one welcome our pixie dusting overlords. You’ve gotta take magic wherever you can find it, even if it comes packaged in a shiny corporate shell.
With today’s Disney Gold Box, you can make Big Mouse an even more indispensable part of your life. The prices are especially good on costumes and small toys, so you can raise your children to be appropriately reverent of the empire started by good old Walt. But don’t worry, there’s stuff for adults as well. One of us... one of us...