If You Were Really Committed, You'd Buy This Axe and Take Your Gimli Quotes to the Next Level

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No mere human can split logs quite like Captain America, but with the right axe, you can get pretty close. Let the Fiskars x27 36" Super Splitting Axe do that for you.

The balance, blade geometry, and power-to-weight ratio are all designed to give you maximum efficiency, so you can feel like a superhero as you chop firewood. Now all you need is a thematic costume and a global disaster to prevent.