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I am not throwin’ away my Pop
I am not throwin’ away my Pop
Hey yo, I’m just like my Funko
I’m young, tiny and ... uh ... have big eyes though
And I’m not throwin’ away my Pop
I’ma get a scholarship to GameStop
I probably shouldn’t brag, but dang, I’m a Funko Pop
The problem is I got a lot of plastic but no polish
I gotta holler just to be heard
With every word, I’m a Funko Pop
I’m a Funko Pop in the rough, a shiny piece of plastic
Tryna reach my goal my power of speech, impossible
I am a Funko Pop and will never speak
These New York City streets get colder, I don’t notice
Because I am a Funko Pop
I have learned to manage, I don’t have a gun to brandish
Because how would I operate a gun, as a Funko Pop
The plan is to sit on a shelf in a box
But damn, it’s getting dark, so let me spell out my name
I am the F-U-N-K-O P-O-P we are meant to be
I was going to do the whole song, but Jesus, it is so long and I’m already tired. I have never seen Hamilton and I have no idea what I’m doing, but there are Hamilton Funko Pops coming out and you can pre-order them now from Entertainment Earth. They don’t come out until July 2021, so you can buy them now and then wake up in a cold sweat one summer morning when they arrive at your door and you have no memory of purchasing them. Please comment “Hamilton Funko Pop” so I know you understand.