Hi there! If you’ve clicked on this post, my first question is: Why? Actually, that’s my only question. But since you have, I may as well confirm your worst fears. Today is my last day at Kinja Deals/The Inventory.
I have loved reading your complaints, sorting through your emails, Photoshopping my cat into our most highly trafficked posts, using the dormant Kinja Deals Twitter account to comment on the minutiae of the day slash find out your favorite Steely Dan songs, and just generally getting to source, test, and find the best deals on the internet for you since last October. Even when my coworkers cyberbullied me for not being able to name 10 Pokémon, they also chipped in to buy me a refurbished Nintendo Switch Lite so I could join the 21st century. It’s a great gig! Just time for me to pursue some new opportunities. I love all of you equally, and this is not your fault. Please remember me as I truly was: 5' 7", naturally blonde, and without any need for corrective lenses.
Always remember to tip your delivery people in cash and read the fine print before making any major purchases.