You know you aren’t legally-required to sleep on the same mattress for your entire life, right? It’s true! You can buy a new one, and right now is a great time because these mattresses from Ashley Store are marked down by as much as 47% off. Take this 10" king-sized mattress, marked down by $413 right now (that’s the 47% off one). Like all the others, it’s a memory foam bed in a box, offering excellent support and a very cheugy infusement of charcoal and green tea extract that they mention while talking about how it vents your body heat away to keep you cool. Or you could get a 14"-thick queen mattress for a 33% discount at $523. At 44% off, this 12" king promises to keep you comfortable in its roomy expanse for $553 after its $427 discount.
All these mattresses are shipped the way Internet mattresses are—compressed in plastic wrap that you can just carry to your room like a strong champion, cut open, unroll, and watch it expand, because memory foam.
So get your green tea-infused mattress today, and don’t try to drink it, because mattresses are big and you’ll choke.