whitsongordon
Whitson Gordon
whitsongordon
Whitson Gordon is a writer, gamer, and all-around tech nerd. He eats potato chips with chopsticks so he doesn't get grease on his mechanical keyboard.

Huh, I guess I didn’t realize how much Google personalizes my results, but this makes sense. Read more

Whoops, you’re right about the YouTube previews, I’m not sure why those weren’t working for me before. I’ll fix that! Read more

I’d like to make more use of Bing rewards but it’s hard to switch back and forth between two search engines. :-/ Read more

Interesting; I guess I can see that. Google is good at putting what I probably want at the top, but I found that Bing provided more relevant results after that (even if they were ordered differently). If that makes sense. Read more

Yup, this was basically my exact experience. Basic stuff, it worked fine, and occasionally better. But as soon as I was actually searching for something like tech support, Google became a lot better. Especially when it comes to stuff like forums, Google does a good job of organizing the results by domain. Read more

...But it kind of is. This really is the minimal amount of effort you could put into anything. That’s the whole point. Read more

It really wasn’t. But it was at least mildly amusing to write. Read more

Yup, that’s what everyone tells me. I’m sure that’ll be a fun day. Read more

No undershirt here, but I imagine wearing an undershirt would make it more comfortable, not to mention more difficult to feel the difference between other T-shirts. Good to know its durability holds up, though! Read more

Well, it’s not like I wear more shirts than the average person. I just own more. I still do laundry once every week or so, so I fold the same amount of shirts as everyone else who does laundry once a week or so :-) Read more

Haha, good on you. That joke was a little tongue-in-cheek, most of my life has been remarkably adult-ified. But I work from home and I really like heavy metal concerts so I still own 44 T-shirts, dammit. Read more

More accurately: This is what happens when the readers take over Lifehacker. PANDEMONIUM Read more

Haha, I’m glad you got something out of it besides just a few laughs :-) Read more

NO. Can you believe it? I still have all the same cancers I had before buying the shirt. Read more

Damn, that must have been the problem all along. Three wolves is not enough for today’s harsh and unforgiving world Read more

It is impossible for me to gain weight. Greater men than you have tried and failed! Read more