Presumably it also won’t do that awful stomach-churning stop/start driving NYC cabbies are so fond of.
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Never forget, Ivanka is the “bag man” for the Trump Crime Family. Ivanka went to Azerbaijan to collect on the money-laundering project that was the Trump Baku Hotel. Ivanka also went to meet up with Putin’s girlfriend Wendi Deng in Dubrovnik in August 2016 - in the middle of a heated presidential campaign and leaving…

In a city with tall buildings, satellite navigation is still problematic. In Chicago, I’ve run into issues where the satnav loses signal and has no idea where the hell I am. Read more

The robot car won’t ask me if I’m married, or whether I’ve ever had a Ghanian/Nigerian/Filipino/Russian boyfriend before. Or tell me it doesn’t “believe in” transpeople, like they’re fucking unicorns. Read more

I screamed with laughter when I saw this episode and I made the decision not to ride in a self-driving car. It would be my luck! Read more

Or when they ask you to give them step-by-step directions. DUDE. If I wanted to constantly navigate I would have just driven myself. Read more

There’s still a human behind the wheel at this point, just in case robot Uber decides to drive you into a lake or something Read more

Or my personal favorite, the ones who insist on using Waze despite my stated preference of route. No, don’t get in the freeway during rush hour. Just take 15th to Broadway. Yes, I know 15th has a 25mph speed limit but the freeway is a parking lot from 4-7 Read more

Or talk to you when you specifically tell them your friend just died and you don’t feel like talking. Really taking that “disruption” pledge to heart. Read more

In theory: yes.

Yes! I’ve had a rash of Uber/Lyft drivers who don’t know where they’re going. FUCKING LOOK AT THE MAP! Read more

srsly. If you give me a choice between: a) an Uber/Lyft with a car that smells like weed and a driver who talks too much; or b) a driverless car, I’m taking the driverless car. Read more

absolutely i would. i cannot wait for our roads to be filled with nothing but self driving vehicles. deaths will go way down and i won’t ever have to fly again. double yay. Read more

I’m a former Republican (white male from the suburbs and a conservative family. It took me awhile, OK?!) Read more

Because Jesus. Read more

Yup. That’s because their actual goal is putting women back in their place. How can people not understand that? Read more

You’re putting a logical argument to people who have no basic understanding of cause and effect or ability to understand reason. They’re brainwashed to have faith above all. Read more

Yeah I pressed my mom to explain how she could be so anti-abortion AND anti-birth control at the same time (ironic from the woman who had surgery to avoid pregnancy), and she just kept pivoting to how she’s not *really* anti birth control, she’s just anti getting it anywhere convenient (hates Planned Parenthood and… Read more