Only if this David Boies has a similar Jeep hoarding disorder. :P Read more

Thank you for everything you’ve done for this site. I appreciate it! I hope you carry on being cromulent at your next job.  Read more

It’s a perfectly cromulent word. Read more

Sorry, I don’t want to detract from this “message from our lawyer.” You will surely be missed!

You know, I can only imagine both the mundane and occasionally unusual obligations of a Jalopnik lawyer. I hope it was a fun experience. All the best, Kavi. Read more

It appears that “cromulent” of “Simpsons” vintage, has actually entered the dictionary, or at least some dictionaries, but it is apparently in widespread use and even appears as an example in a “Supreme Court Amicus Brief”. There is little doubt that it will become an official part of the english language: Read more

I honestly thought you were a pen name; like FK, a fever dream of one of our regular Jalopnik writers. I have thoroughly enjoyed your articles, Kavi, and will miss reading them here.
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Exhibit A: This really messy car reminds me of my office. Read more

We’re gonna miss you much.  Stop in from time to time and visit! Read more

You deserve an actual trophy for having put up with the monkeys running around Jalopnik as long as you did! And I say that with all due affection for actual monkeys. Read more

Is Kavi the new Chief Counsel and CEO-Nanny over at Tesla? Read more

I’m glad your experience with Jalopnik was good--thanks for your service. We’ll miss you, but I know you’re Reddy for your next adventure.
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Splinter: writes post mocking a polio survivor’s lack of mobility Read more

Sorry to see you go Kavi. Liked your articles, at least the one’s I read! Read more

It’s hard to get rid of stuff and let go of things, whether or not they spark joy and particularly hard when they spark joy. Read more

Did you bring Jalopnik no joy?

So with no Lawyer it's going back to dragons fucking cars?  Read more

Best of luck with future endeavors :-) Side note, I have the same color of Corolla, albeit with different wheels :-P  Read more

Finally my chance to sue Jalopnik has arrived! J/K If anything you guys should probably sue me.  Read more

Your next lawyer should be someone who is a proper gearhead and has real racing experience. May I suggest...