Isn’t it weird how “pro-life” leaders work so hard to increase the abortion rate? It’s almost like their commitment to pro-life policies only extends to passing laws regulating what women can do with their bodies, and not to actually reducing the number of abortions (let alone supporting non-fetal life). Read more
If you want your heart to hurt, read some of his writings, song lyrics and otherwise, about her. I am loved a silly amount, but she is loved to infinity and beyond. Lucky lady indeed, because he thinks that he is the lucky one. 😍💕❤️💕😍 Read more
Honestly, we could do a lot worse - he is well-read, a musical genius, seems wild about his wife, and they both have a killer style that dresses up or down for formal or casual events....now to deal with that pesky American citizenship thing...
The picture made me realize that America needs to elect a Goth to the presidency. In the meantime, Melania can blaze a trail by being a GFLOTUS. Read more
I feel like it’s more the middle of the horror movie where you’re thinking “how much worse can this get and when is it going to be over??” Read more
I cannot wait for every adult who told me there wouldn’t be an impeachment with a GOP-controlled Congress to eat crow. Read more
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The use of Esquire denotes he’s a landowner. The word Squire comes from Esquire.
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So, is this all it takes to write for Jalopnik? If that’s the case, sign me up! Look, I can write something similar too: Read more
If you gave Ann Coulter the first round of cat lady plastic surgeries, you get Kellyanne Conway. Read more
Ah yes, from Boss Trump’s inauguration, the prototype uniform for the Alt-Right. ‘Cause if you ain’t Alt-Right, you’s All Wrong! Read more
OOOOOMPH that’s either a terrible or glorious photoshop depending on your worldview. Read more
Do they know that that’s not how any of this works? No. Read more
I think the better question is if they care that that’s not how any of this works. Read more
No, they do not have even a femtogram of a clue. Read more
