Yo, dawg, I heard you liked luggage so we made some luggage for your luggage so you can lug while United Airlines still delivers all your stuff to a different city.
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Yo, dawg, I heard you liked luggage so we made some luggage for your luggage so you can lug while United Airlines…
Always knew it was crypt keeper but never knew the other parent. Kudos on spotting it. To me mocking her looking like the crypt keeper is the same as mocking our cheeto in chief. That’s just how I see it. Not making fun of her because she is a woman. Hell I see crypt keeper in Grassly too, that man looks like a… Read more
Tan mom, comparitively, is worthy of spirit animal status. Read more
Not cool to criticize here based on her appearance? Yeah, fuck that noise. The woman is a creature, hellbent on making the lives of millions sheer misery while she gets to lie her ugly ass off on TV, jumps on the White House furniture with her pumps on, and is part of the chorus of imbeciles who claim “political… Read more
I once made my parents put it on in the car on a family vacation. They were pretty annoyed with me. I loved every second of it. Read more
Up is down, left is right, and lawyers are my favorite people in 2017.
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This week, we learned that Peter Thiel, the billionaire and proverbial vampire who bankrupted Gawker through a…
Track: Love Will Tear Us Apart | Artist: Joy Division | Album: Love Will Tear Us Apart (single)
So it’s knockoff Monopoly tokens with holes dremeled through them and then stuck on unbent paper clips. Read more
More like a Leni Riefenstahl without the talent. Read more
Looks like this asshole is going to get a visit from the Secret Service, huh?
Secret Service, please make sure it’s this guy and Not the delightful Joe Walsh who played guitar and sang with The James Gang and The Eagles. Read more
Meet the bird world’s answer to a part-time Bozo the Clown impersonator, part-time bombast with a penchant for…