20-Piece Super Mario Figurine Set | $26 | Amazon
I don’t care if you can barely move around your desk without knocking over one of several hundred figurines you already own. I just don’t. You have to buy this Super Mario figurine set featuring 20 pieces of the franchise’s most memorable characters for only $26. They’re small enough to be cake toppers, and there’s this cool functionality where you can just lick the frosting off and repurpose them as play things.