Tame the Wild Beard Straightener for Men | $30 | Amazon | Clip Coupon
Whoa nelly! Your beard just ain’t cooperatin’ today, partner! Never you mind that; Tame is selling a heated brush just for you today! Check the coupon for a $5 discount and get yerself a straight beard, not a curly one! They’ll call you Curly Bill if you don’t, and I don’t know if’n you wanna go around with that monicker after what happened to him! Now y’all get on over there and order one, gather up that beard so’s you don’t trip, head on home, wait for it to arrive, then plug it on in. Once yer groomin’s commenced, get to brushin’ or get away, if you fancy yerself a huckleberry!