Schön't You Do Something Nice for Yourself and Save 30% on This Rechargeable Electric Hair Clipper

I declare myself the king of puns. Anyway, here's a rechargeable hair clipper for $27.

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Schön Cordless Hair Clipper | $27 | Amazon | Clip Coupon
Schön Cordless Hair Clipper | $27 | Amazon | Clip Coupon

Schön Cordless Hair Clipper | $27 | Amazon | Clip Coupon

If I had a nickel for every time I accidentally hogtied myself with the cord from my hair clipper, I’d be a big shot senior executive at The Inventory, laughing behind a great oaken desk, wielding a cigar and saying things like, “yeah yeah” and “sure sure” all the time. Well, it’s time to take that old corded number of yours and throw it out the window with all the other garbage, because I’ve got a nice deal on a Schön Cordless Hair Clipper. All you need to do is clip the coupon on the page. You’ll be treated to a 30% discount on a clipper with 8 color-coded comb guides ranging from 1.5mm to 18mm in length (don’t worry if you have trouble with colors; they also have numbers imprinted in the tops of them). The clipper itself is wrapped in stainless steel and features an LED display that I want to say is a speedometer so you can see how fast you’re clipping your hair, but in truth it’s just a battery charge meter. The promised 4 hour battery should give you plenty of juice for even the woolliest head, too.

This deal was originally published by Wes Davis on 01/31/2022 and updated by Sophy Ziss with new information and, she feels it necessary to point out, barely any new copy on 2/17/2022.