Oh dearie, you need some new clothes, why don’t you pick something from the Macy’s sale. Let’s see here ... oh, look at these very nice blazers and sport coats! You know, you always look so nice when you dress up, I wish you would do it more. Here, try on this Ralph Lauren tan sport coat. It’s 69% off, isn’t that nice? Oh, and you look just like our last real President! Oooooooh or sweetie why don’t you try on this Michael Kors jacket, look it’s on sale for $80 with the promo code JOY. That’s $370 off! Oh you could buy one of those nice Segas with that, dear. What’s that? You want that INC International Concepts mod palm blazer? Isn’t that a little loud? Well, it’s still 71% off, and if it makes you happy, then it makes me happy, let’s go check out now.