Please Place Your Shoes on This $27 Shoe Rack Before You Set Foot in My House

I don't want to see muddy footprints on my tile, ya dig?

Iris USA 5-Tier Shoe Rack for Entryway | $27 | 10% Off | Amazon
Iris USA 5-Tier Shoe Rack for Entryway | $27 | 10% Off | Amazon
Graphic: Erin O’Brien

Iris USA 5-Tier Shoe Rack for Entryway | $27 | 10% Off | Amazon

Hi. I will not stand for you wearing your shoes in my home. It’s winter; if there isn’t snow on the ground yet, there sure as hell is mud, dirt, and other stuff I don’t want anywhere near my textiles (area rugs, blankets, pillows). Please place your stupid shoes on this 5-tier shoe rack. This can hold up to 15 pairs, so you have no excuse, and your whole family can join in. I built it with my bare hands, since no tools are requiredf or assembly. And guess what? You can’t knock it over to make a statement because it has non-slip legs. This rack is 10% off at Amazon right now, in case you agree with my strongest shoe-less home feelings. It’s so cheap you can buy a pair of slippers too.