Sonic the Relentless has been an unstoppable force of reckoning since he’s become our CEO. He has murdered Wario, he has neglected his son, and now he’s infiltrated the Olympics. And no, this isn’t those silly fake Olympics that he and Mario and friends hold together. This is the real deal. He somehow passed the drug test, likely by bribing officials, and is seeking to win gold in every even so he can cut holes in the center of the all the medals turning them into rings. Diabolical.
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This story was originally published by Joe Tilleli on 07/29/2021 and updated with new information on 09/13/2021.