144-Count Durex Condom Fish Bowl, 2-Pack | $40 | Walmart
Ahem. If you’re planning to have protected sex for the next 288 days, can I interest you in two fishbowls full of condoms for $40? This deal is quite obviously meant for people trying to promote safe sex, like a college RA or a health center. But it isn’t just for them! Wrap it up for only $.13 a session!
Also, this yoga swing is on sale. If you get what I mean.