I’m not Tom. Read more

“Watching a new episode unfold is a bit like watching the San Antonio Spurs run yet another flawless offensive set.”
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I agree with him. The thing that annoys me about mass participation is that it’s made running a marathon a sort of flat achievement, like anyone who ran one has essentially completed the exact same act as everyone else. And that’s absolutely incorrect. Running the same distance but hours apart are wildly different… Read more

If you think running is boring and stupid it’s because you’ve never run far and fast, easily.
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Hey now, I thought K-Mart retired. Don’t bring him into this. Read more

4 games for farting in public! Ginger on ginger hate. Read more

Nothing’s as bad as their actual name, Under Armour. Fuck that’s stupid.
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Ashley Lelie, Tony Scheffler, Ruben Studdard Read more

This was a classic “I know Weinstein’s parents were upset, Superintendent, but I was sure it was a phony holiday. I mean, it sounds so made-up: Yom kip-pur!” Add Skinner on here! Read more

That bro in the stands better be his brother cause he just got way too pumped for golf.
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Can I beat them all up now before they get way bigger and stronger than me? Cause just like their names, I hate all their faces. Read more

Darryl would say that shit too. Such an asshole. Read more

Your spelling of Kurupt saddens me. Read more

Yeah, if your shirt's tucked in that hole is must. Read more

Yeah, if your shirt's tucked in that hole is must.

April fools, Lewis died. Read more

To be fair the article was most focused on the pro women who are basically sprinting the whole 26.2 miles. Read more

We can go back to the dress now, please. Read more

If either had been decent from the stripe, it wouldn't have been a close game. It was actually great to watch thanks to how bad they both were from the line. Read more

Uhh, Plies isn't even on here? He should be 1. Read more

Great - appreciate that. Also curious, is there a threshold to drinking alcohol for you where once you have X amount of drinks it begins to bring back attacks? I'd assume if you binged / got sloppy drunk you'd get a lot more than a hangover. But maybe not! Read more