These are fighting words. If NYC wasn’t filthy, you could also wear slippers/flip flops. Read more

Man, now I want some rum right now. Read more

This sounds a lot like this terrible movie: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two_Much Read more

What if Ty Cobb was on “The Hills”? Read more

Birds of a feather flock together? Read more

Yes! Rum is delicious. I love Ron Zacapa rum. So smooth. Only needs plain soda. Maybe some lime. Read more

Goddamnit, Florida. Again? Read more

I use an old contact lens case to refill aquaphor in one well and a blob of face sunblock in the other, so I’m always prepared! So much easier than messing with stupid travel size bottles that are too hard to squeeze or refill. Read more

Nailed it again! Read more

Completely. Read more

Michael, this has been a joy to read. You’ve really outdone yourself. This was my favorite part: “Oh Savior, be a ham hock in the pot of their greens! Be ye a dash of Lawry’s Seasoned Salt in their time of need. Send down your seasoning angels to intervene in this travesty as you did when Abraham pulled a switchblade… Read more

Yes! The minis are so adorable (but also supremely delicious) and make fun surprises for friends. Read more

Excited for your book. I love Hibiki and Yamazaki. The packaging on the Hibiki is simple gorgeous. Do you know if the Hibiki restaurant in Shiodome is related to the Hibiki company? Have always wondered this and not been able to find an answer. Very nice restaurant as well. Read more

Did he just rob that bank? Read more

Ok but I’m sure there’s someone out there who’s better at even that than him. Read more

Donald Trump is not the Michael Jordan of anything. Read more

Why are two of them wearing the same dress? This looks some crazy cult. Read more

I’m surprised no one put the “P.C.U.” meat protest gif in here. If I knew how to, I would. Read more

I give my name as “Wolverine” at coffee and juice places. This way no one mangles my real name and no one makes off with my order either.
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Ernie is the best! Read more