I can’t believe you guys didn’t tap me for this. I’m a born and raised Hyde Parker. Read more

True fact: South Side (my hometown!) is home to the only really integrated neighborhoods in Chicago: Hyde Park, Kenwood, Southshore. Read more

He looks like a not-funny version of Buster Bluth. Read more

Or is it because the police that give out tickets for not complying don’t like going out in the snow so there’s nothing to gain for the city? Read more

Can you please buy me a boat? Read more

Um, I think we took away Nikki Hayley’s Indian card a while ago, after this, http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2011/07/indian-nikki-haley-says-she-is-white/ Read more

They need to make the idiots that packed these things walk to their destinations and ban them from flying. Read more

Senility is a bitch. Read more

I’m going to buy the label maker and make curse word labels and put them all over the office!  Read more

I’m going to buy the label maker and make curse word labels and put them all over the office! 

Agreed. If you’re like me, you could pull some unopened Amazon diaper deliveries into double duty by arranging them as the “stepping stones.” Read more

Thank you! Read more

Who is Chris Evans? Read more

I stand by my earlier views: https://jalopnik.com/another-message-from-our-lawyer-1796226275 Read more

This is so good: “(the GOP is traditionally very bad at science-ing).” Read more

The Aunts and Uncles definitions ring true for Indian people too, except it becomes Aunties. Read more

You win. Everyone else can go home now. Please also solve international relations and other big problems. Being serious here. Read more

Agreed 100%. Also, croquet is not a sport. I’m on the fence about whether mini-golf should be banned as well. Take too long to play and sucks to wait for others, but fun to play with drink in hand and good opportunity to eat junk food. Read more

It looks like a backwards autorickshaw/tuk tuk that has been covered in wood shelf paper. Read more

What if he’s catfishing you? Read more

Jolie, first, you are the best. Second, may I just share that we had an annoying high chair with a tray and all, but swapped it out for a restaurant wood high chair (like $30 at a restaurant supply store) that is so easy to clean. We just put a placemat at the table and a large dinner napkin on C’s lap and wipe the… Read more