It is indeed the Rambo of sporks. Read more

It is indeed the Rambo of sporks.

why don’t we all have these shirts Read more

why don’t we all have these shirts

Shep was the stealth tennis editor for the last three years. ESPN hire this man.
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Shep was the stealth tennis editor for the last three years. ESPN hire this man.

Shep. Sheo. Sheppo. Shepperino. Our Shepperoni Pizza. Will I ever work on a team again that allows me to absolutely drag my boss on a daily basis, with his encouragement? Definitely not. You make it so easy to bully you. You wash your face with soap. I’m never letting you live that down, you absolute psycho. You’re… Read more

Shep. Sheo. Sheppo. Shepperino. Our Shepperoni Pizza. Will I ever work on a team again that allows me to absolutely…

I will NEVER go back to a regular candle lighter again. They are trash compared to this.  Read more

I will NEVER go back to a regular candle lighter again. They are trash compared to this. 

Can confirm, Shep is Top Tier a Really Good Dude. Also an asshole, since he’s leaving us. Read more

Can confirm, Shep is Top Tier a Really Good Dude. Also an asshole, since he’s leaving us.

As Gizmodo, over time, became less about gadgets and technology and more about frantically lecturing the plebes for not being Woke enough, I commented a couple of times that the “deals” section was, oddly enough, the best-written part of the site. Shep (I assume) would drop in little comments that were genuinely funny… Read more

As Gizmodo, over time, became less about gadgets and technology and more about frantically lecturing the plebes for…

Honestly, I can’t really remember everything.  I can say he’s like the candy at the cash register and has inspired many impulse buys.  Like Amazon Echo Dots and what not.   Read more

Honestly, I can’t really remember everything.  I can say he’s like the candy at the cash register and has inspired…

Aww Shep, don’t go. Read more

Aww Shep, don’t go.

We’ll miss you, Shep...wait, does this also mean the annual post from the Mother Shep is gone too? Read more

We’ll miss you, Shep...wait, does this also mean the annual post from the Mother Shep is gone too?

While Chelsea is Baby in our group, I am technically the newbie to The Inventory/Kinja Deals teams, even though it has been seven months. Over the last seven months, I have bought a ton of shit on Amazon. Shep literally forced us to buy stuff on Prime Day and then we had to write about it.
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While Chelsea is Baby in our group, I am technically the newbie to The Inventory/Kinja Deals teams, even though it…

My biggest wish for 2019 is that people, worldwide, stop being so fucking stupid. Not just about vaccinations, but about everything. In lieu of that, I wish that only the stupid people would be harmed by their stupidity instead of all of us suffering along with them.  Read more