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Associate Editor. I'm trying to be the very best like no one ever was. To play every game in the world is my real test. Finding the time to is my cause.

Every time I see games I have always wanted to play on sale like this, it makes me wish I had friends who could sit still/sober/off their phones long enough to learn how to play Read more

Every time I see games I have always wanted to play on sale like this, it makes me wish I had friends who could sit

This may come as a shock to many, but in Finland almoast every household and many public bathrooms have a small shower attached to the sink to solve this problem. Read more

This may come as a shock to many, but in Finland almoast every household and many public bathrooms have a small

How is any $300 bidet worth $270 more than the basic $30 dial squirters? Read more

How is any $300 bidet worth $270 more than the basic $30 dial squirters?

Shortly after returning from my trip to Japan, I know I needed a bidet in my life. After a lot of research, I landed on the Brondell Swash 1400 and I have never looked back. It has every luxury feature I want: heated seat, front and back wash, self cleaning, deodorizer, remote, user presets, night light, all for a Read more

Shortly after returning from my trip to Japan, I know I needed a bidet in my life. After a lot of research, I

I’m loving the Alpha JX, plenty of functions cheaper than Toto and working perfectly, even my 4yo son now wants to poop only in “Mummy and Daddy’s bathroom”...
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I’m loving the Alpha JX, plenty of functions cheaper than Toto and working perfectly, even my 4yo son now wants to

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LAUFEN Cleanet RIVA and NAVIA are the best shower toilets in the world!

LAUFEN Cleanet RIVA and NAVIA are the best shower toilets in the world!

I’d like recommendations for bidets without the need for electricity. I do not have an outlet anywhere near my toilet and I don’t want to run an extension cord. Read more

I’d like recommendations for bidets without the need for electricity. I do not have an outlet anywhere near my

i bought this. It’s the Kohler Veil Toilet. It’s Kohler’s version of the Toto but more modern look. It is worth every penny. Read more

i bought this. It’s the Kohler Veil Toilet. It’s Kohler’s version of the Toto but more modern look. It is worth

Oh, that is muuuuuuch fancier than my neighbor’s garden hose that I’ve been using! Read more

Oh, that is muuuuuuch fancier than my neighbor’s garden hose that I’ve been using!

Brondell Swash 1000.  Can order from Bed Bath and Beyond and use a 20% off coupon.   Read more

Brondell Swash 1000.  Can order from Bed Bath and Beyond and use a 20% off coupon.  

The biggest downside of getting a bidet is you will feel intense embarrassment and shame whenever you think about how you use to attempt to clean yourself by scraping dry paper across your butthole like a barbarian.
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The biggest downside of getting a bidet is you will feel intense embarrassment and shame whenever you think about

What is it with you guys and bidets? Trying to relive a life changing event in the high school gym class showers at the hands of the jocks? Read more

What is it with you guys and bidets? Trying to relive a life changing event in the high school gym class showers at

No specific products to suggest, just wanted to say they are all life-changing and if I ever manage to afford to buy my own house it is probably the first home improvement I’d make. Read more

No specific products to suggest, just wanted to say they are all life-changing and if I ever manage to afford to buy

Which bidet is the best? We tried none of them, you tell us. Well, I also tried none of them. Checkmate.  Read more

Which bidet is the best? We tried none of them, you tell us. Well, I also tried none of them. Checkmate. 

luxe bidet neo 120 because it’s simple and it works. i’m without mine currently and it’s as if i’m back in the stone ages smashing rocks together.
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luxe bidet neo 120 because it’s simple and it works. i’m without mine currently and it’s as if i’m back in the stone

Damn. I’m early. Read more

Damn. I’m early.

The only best bidet is having one in the first place. Or two, in the case of my place. Being able to spray cleansing water on your butt is the height of civilization. Read more

The only best bidet is having one in the first place. Or two, in the case of my place. Being able to spray cleansing

Is the best bidet . . . badass?
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Is the best bidet . . . badass?