Her description of what was on those sheets was enough to make me pause, and step away from my breakfast. Read more

Haven’t listened yet to today’s show. I’m assuming Jolie had no answers for cleaning JD’s year-long load-encrusted sheets. Read more

Wait, what? That was Kerr? CAN THIS PERSON GET ANY COOLER? Read more

Heard Jolie on Howard Stern today talking about JD’s wash-free year for his sheets, which is one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever heard a person say. Read more

Get a Melitta:

In a single-serve Tassimo! We’re not part of the uncultured plebeian Keurig masses. And I thought we were friends. Read more

With all do respect, Jolie. And please note you are the best. Read more

My daughter and I once settled into our seats at an IHOP and waited for our server to appear. Moments later an older woman with obviously too many customers to keep track of appeared, dropped off a coffee pot and menus and said, “I’ll be back to take your order in a second, hon!” Okay, cool. I’m pretty sure I want to… Read more

So... is it weird that I want a real picture of this? Read more

Then the roaches can ride it like a fancy little elevator. Read more

Just grateful it’s not a gif. Read more

This happened to me a couple years ago...and I just tossed it...although having had to deal with roaches long enough (thanks a bunch LA...) I’ve become so desensitized to them that I wish I had seen this article sooner lol. Read more

Also don’t own a Keurig, for god’s sake. Read more

It’s Ms. Witch Appropriator and I believe her. Read more

my bad. Read more

Bring back Katie Bakes!!!!! Read more

I have never owned a non-fish pet, but I do have a bottle of Nature’s Miracle after an ... incident where a partygoer puked red wine across a beige sofa. A friend and I ran across the street to the pet store and asked if they had anything for vomit. Read more

I suppose you’ve never heard of a Haloween party mishap-type situation where tzatziki gets all over an heirloom rug. THANKS FOR NOTHING Read more

I’ve been thinking about proposing to my boyfriend of 4 years, and I was so so nervous about it - all the other articles and posts I could find were putting it into a negative light and I was starting to think I was crazy for even thinking of doing it! This post has shown me that it’s not weird or ‘wrong’ - it all… Read more