“....it’s for a cop” Read more

I will never not hear the words “liter of cola” and immediately think of this. Read more

Also: if you have a High Efficiency washer, it may not be a good idea to put the liner in there. I’m pretty sure ours (it’s an upright, no middle agitator thingy) said specifically not to wash impermeable surfaces in it. I don’t know why, though.
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A lady chiming in here! Read more

THANK YOU for the Oxi-Clean tip, never would have thought of it. As an added bonus, my fingernails are now Screaming White, I didn’t wear gloves. Read more

Note: I don’t know that Kendall Marshall, Kendrick Perkins, Kevin Seraphin, or Kyle O’Quinn have brothers, I just wasn’t able to find proof that they don’t have brothers. Also, Kenneth Faried only has a stepish-brother (it’s complicated) but I doubt this woman was demanding a birth certificate. Read more

This makes me absurdly proud to be a Masshole. That accent and all those F-bombs ring like soft bells of joy in my ears.
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It's like you wrote this article for me. I just went through this exact experience and even used the same cleaning process and products. I wish I could post pics of the offending bathroom. They cannot be unseen ;) Read more

You know how it’s barely Week 2 of the NFL season and you’re already sick and fucking tired of DraftKings commercials? Read more

I’m sorry, are you out here arguing against saying “Hello?” when answering the phone? Read more

That’s pretty vanilla! Here’s another example (there are innumerable others): “...and hope to have the long pleasure of being, dear Sir, most affectionately yours,....”
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I work in a law office and my favorite one I’ve seen is: Until then, I remain Read more

I’ve done this for a while now, and people seem to really like it: Read more

Re: sign-off, I rather wish we still used elaborate early modern forms. Viz, I remain, your humble servant, [etc.]
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Please be Drew in the Shirt, please be Drew in the Shirt.
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