JolieKerr
Jolie Kerr
JolieKerr
Jolie Kerr is a cleaning expert, advice columnist and the host of the podcast Ask a Clean Person

I haven’t planned a wedding but when people say weird/awkward stuff to me and my boyfriend, we like to act surprised. As if we’re just finding out we’re two dudes ourselves. Read more

You can coordinate sides with color - for example, if your bridesmaids are wearing green, your bridesmen can have green vests or ties; if the groomsmen are in gray suits, the groomsladies can wear gray dresses. Many ladies also enjoy wearing and look beautifully feminine in suits - so don’t be afraid to ask if they Read more

Plenty of our clients keep their outfits a secret. If you’re living together, make sure your garments are in opaque garment bags, and don’t peek! If your future spouse does in fact want to surprise you with her outfit, perhaps a trusted friend can help her select something in your stead? Your friend can look at both Read more

Cut them off with a swift “So who would you like us to write the cheque too?” Read more

Most puffy dresses are puffiest in the back, and hang relatively straight down in the front - so as long as you are facing each other, you can get pretty close! Plus, fabric moves, so don’t be afraid to squish up next to your love - the fabric will relocate itself =) Read more

Y’all, I have seen some of Kpoene’s work in person and it is seriously beautiful. Read more

Only an assumption here, wouldn’t the hospital try to determine if Glory was pregnant before a scan? And if she was, would they then not perform it? Radiation and dye and all the risks? Read more

It really depends on where/how the child was conceived. In CA if it was done through medical intervention, there is intent and legal standing. If it was done at home, the donor is a father with no second mother. Different states have murkier rules. Read more

Benetint and chapped lips, I rocked that look in middle school. Read more

Two years ago, we moved to Bangladesh. We weren’t really told what to expect, so we kind of packed everything we could need for 6 months or so, including a large Sam’s Club-sized bottle of Head and Shoulders that we had forgot to place in a bag. It exploded like that was its job. Luckily we had kept most of the rest Read more

I had a bottle of beard oil explode in my bag once. It smelled like a fucking hippie commune in my bag because of that. Read more

Pickled herring. Dang. That stuff is delicious...but isn’t a great fragrance.
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Honey. For energy. To go on a snowboard trip. ON EVERYTHING! Read more