JolieKerr
Jolie Kerr
JolieKerr
Jolie Kerr is a cleaning expert, advice columnist and the host of the podcast Ask a Clean Person

We would only consider venues that would allow our bulldog, and good thing as our human ring bearer had an absolute meltdown moments before walking down the aisle- my mom tied the ring pillow to our pup’s collar and he behaved perfectly for once in his life. DOGS>CHILDREN ALL DAY EVERY DAY Read more

Here’s Brutus, both in our Save the Date and as our ring bearer

Our Golden, Duke, was our ring bearer! He had a special bow tie collar made out of the same material as my husband’s tie and carried the ring in a little pouch attached to the collar. He ran down the aisle before my dad and I walked and then sat nicely through the ceremony. He was so good and then perfect during the

Not getting married anytime soon, but how could I NOT include my dog when he looks this fabulous dressed up? Plus, he’s fat.

The only little male in my family couldn’t make it to be the ring boy so I replaced him with my elderly looking angry little dog Baxter. It was a back yard wedding so it wasn’t like a dog would be out of place. Baxter hated his adorable sweater and walked down the pathway with a bridesmaid who is looking down at him

If I have pets when I get married, they will NOT be at my wedding. I don’t know why but my pets always become tremendous assholes who try to boss me around.
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We had both of our dogs in the wedding party - a sixty pound lab who wore a “pearl” necklace/collar and our 6 month old australian shepherd puppy who wore a bow tie. We think the puppy’s nerves got the better of him, because he threw up right before he had to walk down the aisle with the flower girls. The lab still

No pets, our cat would have freaked the frak out and probably run into the road and been squished. There was a peacock that escaped from the animal sanctuary in the park where we got married strutting and squawking its way through the ceremony. Read more

We did! Our dog was our ringbearer! He was my first dog, and pretty much my first baby. I couldn’t imagine having my wedding without him, and because we had an outdoor, morning/ early afternoon (short) ceremony and luncheon I felt the conditions were suitable for letting him be part of the action. I had the florist

She’s pretty much the mayor of our New Orleans neighborhood...and not sad at all! She beats all the dogs in fetch at the park! Read more

Oh yes, he was the best man. Wore a bow tie and barked through the whole ceremony at us.

She’s a total grump and we love her for it! She also rolls in Mardi gras parades every year

As much as I love my two fur babies, they won’t have much to do with the wedding except to try and destroy presents/tissue paper and lay in abandoned boxes. (I’m so very happy I have a basement they’re not allowed in to use for storage). Plus the two only barely tolerate the groom (despite living together for 2+

my Great Dane witnessed my hotel room marriage ceremony, along with my best friend and my brother as the officiant.
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I’ve never been married, but I went to this dude’s and he didn’t seem overly thrilled.

Yep! My dude was adamant that “his” dog (a chubby, flatulent beagle) be the best man, but my sister prob would have killed me if my coonhound was made MOH. So, we compromised and had each of our sisters walk our mutts in. They were remarkably well behaved, until the beagle ripped a big juicy one right at the end of Read more

My dog walked with me down the aisle, off leash. Then, during the vows, she wandered off to poop. Read more

Kind of. We had a comic artist make our ketubah, and he inked our dog into the border:

My 16-yo chihuattweiler (RIP) was our ring-bearer— had a special handmade satin cushion “backpack” and everything. He peed immediately after he finished his walk down the makeshift aisle, and everyone in the first few rows laughed. Thank goodness we were on a backyard lawn! Read more