JolieKerr
Jolie Kerr
JolieKerr
Jolie Kerr is a cleaning expert, advice columnist and the host of the podcast Ask a Clean Person

We did not deliberately include pets in our wedding, but we had the most adorable gate-crasher!

They didn’t have a part, but that didn’t stop the English Springer Spaniel. This is when my

We would love to have my parent’s/the family dog in our ceremony and toyed with the idea for awhile, but she’s just too insistently loving - she’d lick everyone’s makeup off and would run the risk of snagging a dress with her gentle pawing for snuggles. Also, she’s prettier than the bride (me), so she’d pull focus ;)

My wheelchair frenchie Bunny stole the show...

Well, not physically there, but they were a part of it in cardboard cutout form (and as mentioned in a previous post, cake topper form as well)!

Not officially, but she did mess up the rehearsal dinner a bit. The hotel we stayed at allowed dogs and my parents brought their/our Keeshond Loki up. The hotel provided treats for the dogs and she seemed to get settled in fine, so my folks and brother came to the rehearsal and dinner. Just before we were going to

Yes and no. We got our fur babies the day after our wedding. We were in the process of adopting when we realized having a kitten in the middle of a wedding would be stressful for the little one, but we had to bring him home asap. We spent the day after the wedding kitten-proofing the place to bring our little Oreo

God, I love Katie Baker so much. They should let her run the thing and give in-depth coverage to all the white people stuff she loves, like the Weddings section, yachting, and getting drunk at Dorian’s. Read more

Wedding-based structural collapses are a very special kind of YouTube comfort food. They’re perfect for the days when you’re feeling too misanthropic to watch videos of cats trying and failing to jump in boxes. Read more

You guys should put a like function next to the lead picture and allow for more than one liking because I still haven’t gotten past the picture to actually read what this article is even about. Read more

It’s said every damn time...but these illustrations are A+ work. Read more

ive heard it so much as the first answer to everything the last few years, i feel like the answer to income inequality and ISIS is to eliminate dairy and gluten. sigh. that said, yeah, just use the brush next to the toilet, dude. Read more

Jolie - I just wanted to tell you that this series/sub-blog (I don’t know what it’s called) has been an absolute lifesaver for me. I was having a really stupid, unnecessary mental breakdown over the weekend about wedding planning and randomly wrote a post on one of the I Thee Dread articles (the one about “What Kind Read more

Wedding traditions can be whatever you want them to be. I felt weird about the whole “asking the father for the bride’s hand” thing... until I realized it was FAR more about including my parents in the whole process then it was actually about any sort of anti-feminist property exchange or whatever.

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I struggled FOREVER to find a simple, no beading, no lace, non-flowy gown. Rosa Clara has some beautiful, architectural, modern styles, albeit a bit pricy. Definitely worth looking at since there is so little out there and most styles can be customized or mixed and matched.
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Re: Large Bust, slight tummy, low back dress- You need to look for a longline, low back, strapless (or detachable straps, I used clear straps because my dress had cap sleeves) bra or bustier. The best search terms are longline, lowback, bra, plus size. Even if you aren’t plus size, if you’re bigger than a D cup, Read more