My engagement ended after my cheating high school sweetheart called me by another woman's name. So I threw the ring onto Interstate 70, which ran behind my parents' house in Indianapolis. It was just a simple claddagh ring, so I don't feel so bad about my decision to do it. But I think about it every time I take 70… Read more

Depending on a break up. If he cheated, I'd swallow the damn thing and shit it out. But i'm the nasty, vindictive kind. Read more

My ring is made out of organically-grown, free-range lentils and the artisans who made it actually paid me to take it off their hands. Read more

well he cheated on me & it was a very expensive ring so i sold it & bought myself a car, champagne & a really great mixing console. Read more

I have two failed engagements under my belt! Woohoo, I am on my way to Crazy Cat Lady City. Read more

He cheated on me for 4 years, and owed me money after I bailed him out of jail for shoplifting (HE WAS 26!) Read more

I have no problem with you not shaving your legs, even for more than one day, and I have absolutely no problem with you wearing a bathing suit as underwear. But there is absolutely no excuse for an adult woman to walk around with chipped nail polish. Unacceptable! Read more

I'm 55 years old married for 30 years. I still harbor the sadness, disappointment and anger over a wedding that was, in my eyes, ruined by others. Yes, fire those who deliberately sabotage your event. I wish I had. I moved on and have had a good life remain married to the same man, but I'm still pissed. Read more

Yeah Mayor Dog has plenty of chill.

when life gives you lemons, poison the wedding party. Read more

I'll help make "Because, Fuck You Jess" happen. I know one. Fuck her. Read more

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Did I win the race?!

Why don't they make a mildew removal product called Mil-Don't? Read more

Lemon scented Pledges? Read more

A co-worker of mine's fiance had to fire one of his groomsman from the wedding party after he threatened the bride to be with a gun while visiting their house. I admit they were less concerned about the wedding party bit than about what do to if this suddenly crazy guy showed up at the wedding anyway (thankfully he… Read more

I got kicked out of my friend's wedding. In her defense, I totally deserved it. Read more

My friend made the mistake of assuming I would be in her wedding party. She never asked. So one day when she was discussing her plans and how I would be wearing XYZ etc, I said wait. Rewind. I am not going to be in your wedding. I made her cry. I really hated being in my brother's wedding and had no intention of doing… Read more

My sister in law called me up before my wedding to her brother and asked me to explain what right we thought we had to get married in a church. Told her I wasn't going to have that talk then kicked her out of the wedding party. Good decision. Read more