Uh YUP!!! Axed one of my bride's maids after I found out her boyfriend was holding people up at ATMs and was an actual cat burglar. UM NO, you are not allowed to bring this guy to my wedding, and I cannot have this association with you at all. We found out later he had been casing out her friend's places so he &… Read more
Jolie Kerr
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Jolie Kerr is a cleaning expert, advice columnist and the host of the podcast Ask a Clean Person
I was in a wedding party where the bride booted the maid of honor from the wedding during the bachelorette party. Excessive booze, crying, hot tub fighting - it was all very Real Housewives-esque. Read more
Long story, but the lesson learned: No matter how well-meaning, holding an intervention for your friend's ill-advised engagement is a good way to get kicked out of the wedding party. And if she changes her mind and re-invites you, make sure you reply within an hour or she'll dis-invite you. Again. Read more
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I love Sundays, but not the way I used to. Time was, it was a day for sleeping in, going to brunch, watching…
I'm sure it's been done, but a quick refresher on what to try to clean in the office bathroom vs. what to leave alone until the dry cleaner can get to it would probably not go amiss around here. Read more
I've had the privilege of sitting next to Craggs for five years now (and working alongside him at ESPN The Mag for a…
Much has been said and written, already, about the journalistic acumen, boggling intellectual acuity, and profuse…
Evidence supporting that fact begins here. This guy actually had the giant sack to put that word in a headline…
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A couple of years ago, Tommy's mom, Jongin Craggs, emailed me out of the blue. Ms. Craggs, who lives in Champaign,…
Love this new series. There is just SO MANY GOOD STORIES about real weddings out there that didn't get picked up on a reality TV show. Read more
I'm guessing you're one of those people who tears up every time you say your kid is your best friend. Read more
Can Robert be hired for weddings? Read more
Sounds like everyone involved would prefer your solution of staying home with your kid! Read more
My aunt had kids and cap guns at her second wedding. This went about as well as you would expect. Read more
No kids, because at some point during EVERY party my friend Robert (bless his dumb fucking dipshit heart) gets drunk, whips his dick out and says something terrible in broken Spanish. We've been thrown out of many bars in Los Angeles. Read more
Thanks, I've been waiting more than 12 years to enter a "worst kids at wedding" story contest. Read more
"8.43 percent of you (501 votes) chose Other (whatever that means)." Read more