See, I feel like this neatly divides people who can dance and people who can't. People who can't dance have to choose a slow song because you're not going to awkwardly dance with everyone watching you and even the most left-footed among us can fake a slow dance. Read more
Jolie Kerr
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Jolie Kerr is a cleaning expert, advice columnist and the host of the podcast Ask a Clean Person
I have s friend who is determined to dance to Young MC's "Bust a Move". Read more
You wrote "Whoomp! (There it is)"? Awesome! Read more
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Not for the bride/groom dance, but for the father/daughter dance, my dad and I did a swing dance to this:
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My husband and I rented out a Karaoke bar for our reception, and the first duet we did together was "Another One Bites the Dust". Read more
If you saw the old folks I'm referring to, I doubt "pretentious" is in the first 100 words you'd use to describe them! Read more
Not my grandmother. Read more
Over the weekend, news broke of a wedding reception that headed south, way south, all the way down to a big, ugly…
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The main takeaway here is that all dog competitions should be interbreed. Otherwise, how else are we going to see…
Can you write a column some day on how to make my husband help me clean the house in preparation for my whole family coming over? I've dusted and cleaned the bathrooms and I really need some vacuuming. My pointed, longing stares at the closet where the vacuum lives have done nothing. Are there Jedi mind tricks… Read more
The second I hit publish, I knew it was wrong. Anyone that knows how to get get blood out of turnip deserves more respect from me when dealing with Aunt Sandy. Please, indulge and enjoy. Read more
MEXICAN MIX??!?!??!!?!?! Read more
Drinking is the only appropriate way to deal with drunk family. Unless you want to bicker with drunk people all day (you don't) the only way to put up with drunks is to join them. Then you're an annoying drunk to the sober ones, so you can't win, but if you lose either way you might as well get drunk. Read more
As a Canadian (who got Thanksgiving out of the way six weeks ago), the best part of US Thanksgiving is easily the promise of a new crop of youtube clips of deep fried turkeys gone horribly wrong... Read more