Lots of great people, all of whom were needlessly kind to me. It was what Grantland should have been. Read more

thanks for your thoughtful insight. hope u die. Read more

Back to work, Donny. That GameStop's not gonna assistant manage itself. Read more

You must not have friends who do this for a living, or friends. Read more

I have been blocked 4 times, 3 times for something I wrote on this site. Read more

I've never been blocked, so I'm gonna tell the story of the time I blocked Darren Rovell on Twitter. It was maybe two years ago, and I was fake-RTing him saying dumb shit (which, yes, is obnoxious, but also funny sometimes!). I'd read about his (deeply wienery) habit of following people just long enough to send them… Read more

So proud Read more

Last year David Aardsma (pitching for the Mets at the time) tweeted that his bed was stolen from his new apartment in New York (weird, right?). It happened after he blew a save, so I said if he blows one again I'm coming back for the dresser. He blew it that night, and blocked me. Read more

My dad is the man. Read more

A real (Eastern) New Englander would go out during low tide and find clams with their own damn hands and feet Read more

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Well, there goes my afternoon. To the chowdermobile. Read more

clickbait headline smh Read more

I didn't see this video until ...5 months after it was posted, but am commenting anyway. Jolie, you are my got dang hero. Read more

I am convinced you guys are serial killers. Read more

For the love of Mike, where the heck is cheek chewing?!?!?!? Read more

Posting bad jokes on Deadspin. Read more

Listen. Do not bite your goddamn toenails. Read more

Oh, I remember. I'm just saying that in a non-joking way, I now believe in the existence of magic. Read more