I am also that person and I’m so happy to have found so many of you, my people, here in this thread. Read more

This is why I dress as a witch year-round. Read more

Not a single one of you has asked about the meaning of the “Snake storage” bullet point. Sometimes I worry about the lasting effects of the unceasing lunacy I’ve subjected you to over the years. Read more

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Soooooo tempting ...

MINI DOGS IN A MINI COOPER AHHHHH!!! OH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!! (But also now I am sad, snifflesob.) Read more

I was just wondering where all the dachshunds were, YAY FOR DARCY!!! Read more

I want to know everything about this lady’s life. Read more

As Deadspin’s resident expert in manicure matters, I must quibble: That shade of mauve is dull and doesn’t flatter her skin tone. Furthermore, the varnish has flooded her cuticles, probably because they were over-trimmed/pushed back too far. The effect is to make her nail beds look like an infinity pool. Read more

Stone cold granny, I love it. Read more

I told this story on last year’s Hallowe’en bonus ep, but I once had to do the walk of shame in a half of my green Heather costume from the night before. Which, somehow, wasn’t even the most humiliating part of that particular WoS. Read more

Awww love you too pal!!! Read more

This is awesome, thanks! Baby wipes also work well for glitter removal. Read more

What in the actual fuck is wrong with you? Read more

I like to think he would feel so guilty that he’d finally clean his damned grill. Read more

I can’t recall why it came up but I recently told someone “I would lay down in traffic for Drew Magary.” They seemed so surprised but I was like, “Yeah no Drew is a thoughtful and generous person and I would do anything for him.” Thanks for writing this, Drew, and proving me right. (I love being right!) Read more

Great tip for the wig, thanks!! Read more

HAHAHA VERY TRUE!!! Read more

It was a fun summer. Read more

HAHAHA oh man, that would have been a GREAT one. Will this help to make up for it a lil bit?? Read more