(I feel a lil guilty about the fact that I’m a selfish asshole who manipulated you guys into showing me your dog photos but at least when I’m a selfish, manipulative asshole I’m more or less benevolent about it?) Read more

I read this as “My new wife Mabel” and was like [RAPID BLINKING] Read more

[nods solemnly] Read more

This is wonderful and so thoughtful. If the Times isn’t seriously considering Kelly as a voice they should include in future coverage of the romance genre, they know less than Jon Snow. Read more

Hi hi, sorry for the late reply: Hand wash the linens in lukewarm water with Tide Ultra Stain Release, then use Engleside Restoration to treat yellowing or residual stains. Air dry them until they’re just damp then iron on a medium setting so they’ll be pressed and crisp looking. Should be right as rain! Read more

(Before you look: yes, there is a Slate article headlined “Rush Limbaugh Was Right About Donovan McNabb”) Read more

Thank you for making that joke so I didn’t have to. Much obliged. Read more

I’m ashamed of myself for giggling at this idiocy. Read more

The best tip I can give you, other than to use a fragrance- and dye-free detergent, is to avoid over-detergenting as if your life depended on it. Most skin sensitivities aren’t caused by the detergent formulas themselves, but rather by the overuse of product, which leaves residue behind that will irritate sensitive… Read more

My God, that is beautiful. Read more

Amazing! Please let me know how you like the Retayne! Read more

I wish you could see the pissy look I’m giving your comment through my hangover. I hate a doubting Thomas. Read more

Amazing, and hopefully when you’re done with the stain you’ll make yourself a congratulatory pina colada :) Read more

We also suspect that meat tenderizer may work! A friend and are I are going to do some further testing and play around with different products. But since we literally just cracked this mystery and pineapple is so easy to find, I figured there wasn’t a need to hold the column for further testing, ya know?! Read more

Not even remotely :) Read more

Possibly! A friend and I are going to perform further tests (we suspect meat tenderizer paste will also work), so I’ll add those to the products we try out. Thanks!! Read more

Mgtow aims for total male separatism, including forgoing children Read more

How did you come to form this friendship and are you looking to expand your clique? Read more

I know you’re mostly just yanking my chain and I do appreciate that your rear end looks great in jeggings but this ...: Read more

Yup, yup, and it felt so good. Read more