Oh man, that sucks that the flooding keeps happening! I actually just wrote about flood cleanup for the Times, so I’m leaving that here for you (though it’s a bit more geared to More Serious Flood Cleanup).

You could use a wet/dry vac for easier cleanup, but it sounds like the mop and Pine Sol is working well for you,… Read more

You’re a good pal, and I’m glad you gave me a space to explain the sausage-making in a way that felt right for me. LITERALLY NONE OF YOU are expected to know/understand any of this, and I’m so grateful for my job that I don’t want to be a big whiny baby to you guys. But the market pressures are real, and they’re hard… Read more

No, I will not say “fudge” and fuck you for the tone policing. In closing, fuck ya mothah and also FOH. Read more

Oh you didn’t just De La Soul me, you jerk. STOP MAKING ME LOVE YOU. Read more

Look, we’re pals so I feel okay saying this to you because I know you’ll understand: Transcribing my podcast would take money and/or unpaid time on my end. And then, you wouldn’t listen to the podcast, which is how I make money, so I’d be cutting into my revenue times two. I am not employed by GMG, I’m not allowed in… Read more

Well, yes, because a quarter is 6-7 minutes of drying time in most paid machines. Read more

Dude, fuck the fuck right off with your freshwater stream and clothespin privilege, Jesus Christ. Read more

Sure thing, if it works for you — I MEAN, FOR YOUR FRIEND — then it works. Go with Goddess. Do you. It’s not ~my~ laundry. Read more

I know how they do it. Because I WATCH THEM while my clothes are a’spinnin’. Maybe I’ll make Hannah do a video where I demonstrate the technique?

Also, I’m enjoying the progression of our lovingly antagonistic relationship so much. Meow. Read more

Do you mean you put your socks in one pile, your shirts in another pile, etc., beforeyou fold them? Because if that’s it I’m struck with bewilderment at this, at the unnecessity of it all. Read more

lolololol Tom Ley I just adore you, pal Read more

It’s not? Read more

It’s just the nature of Ben, I think. Read more

We’re gonna do that next week, as a matter of fact!! Read more

Yup, we’re actually going to tackle that next week — can you hang in there until next Thursday? I’ll do electronic/musical toys and hard plastic toys and dolls. Read more

LOL and snifflesob Read more

DEVASTING :(((( Read more

Surely, at least one among you has also flipped a Monopoly board and screamed, “IT’S NOT FAIR, YOU’RE A COMMERCIAL REAL ESTATE BROKER. I HATE THIS GAME, AND I HATE YOU, BEN.” Read more

My dad once emailed to scold me for swearing on an episode of the Cleancast. I was like, “Daddy, sit and fahkin’ spin, the topic was HOCKEY go Bruuuuns.” That pretty much shut him up. Read more

Oh fuck Drapes, that weasley little shit. Go comment on one of my Cleancast posts and I can at least ungrey you on Adequate Man.  Read more