My guy did this for me and it was pretty great. I have a little scabbing now but am basically fine. Read more

I’m OBSESSED with Aquaphor (I love ointments of all sorts) Read more

Good tat, GREAT doggie. Read more

Yeah, I’ll stick with my original kneecapping plan. Read more

Damn, it’s bad enough when Drew answers my questions in the Funbag, now I gotta kneecap Young Giri for stepping on my beat?? Read more

Advice Columnist to Advice Columnist, I just want to say that this was spectacular. Really beautifully done on both questions, but especially the first one. Read more

If I could go back in time, I would definitely steal your approach. I would also tell my 25-year-old self that boobs keep growing :/ Read more

Ballaban as Dom I can’t it’s too much I’m hyperventilating send help Read more

Honestly, this is SO annoying to me. My Nomar shirt — oh, my beloved Nomar shirt! — is a boys 10/12 because it was that or, like, a dress of an adult’s shirt. I’m petite, and the tee fits, but man it binds my knockers in a way that I hate so much that I almost never wear my Nomar shirt. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT HURTS… Read more

Try scrubbing them with a wet toothbrush and either Comet or Soft Scrub. Let me know how that works! Magic Eraser may also be an option here, but I’m less keen on it as I am on the Comet/SS. Read more

NICE!!! Dino gave me an update on his sneaks: He saved them, and they look amazing. He sent me photos :) Read more

Oh wow, those are really good looking kicks!! Read more

You got it! There are some old columns out there on the subject, but I’m due for an update and new Cleancast ep on leather shoes, so I’ll make sure to put it on the list for the show. Read more

Well great. Now I need to go claw my own face off to provide a pain counterpoint to the extreme joy this made me feel. Read more

Thank you! It’s SUCH a labor of love, so that’s just great to hear! Read more

Also those!!! A lot of rinsing is required, though, to remove the minty residue. Read more

This is awesome, thank you! One of the best parts of this job is hearing from people who specialize in things that I just don’t have exposure to, so thank you!! Read more

Chow Chow is easily a top 5 condiment for me Read more

Ahhhh yup, that also makes total sense (another guy suggested steam) Read more

Damn. It takes balls of steel to show up in my comments with cross words about vinegar, damn, damn. Read more