No need to be so glum, I read it :) Read more

Amazing, thank you for chiming in on that — steaming makes total sense, and I’m glad I was at least onto something with the Killz. Read more

It’s insane that I’m leaving this comment twice in a weekend, but here we are: I tried the horseradish-pickle cream cheese at Kossar’s for the first time on Monday and it was some seriously life-changing cream cheese. Now I feel like I need to get a tub of it to try on a hot dog, because oh wow. Read more

I left for a year and a half and now I’m back! I’ll be here every Saturday — the post was late today because it’s July and everyone is lazing around, but I’m here on weekends for the foreseeable future. Good to be back with old pals!! Read more

I disagree with everything you’ve said, but damn if I don’t love the strength of conviction you’ve worked up here. Good rant. +1 Read more

Thank you! And I’ll tell you a secret that Billy and I have shared for years: He’s my favorite. (We kinda let it slip a few months ago to the rest of the fam, and their little hurt faces made me so happy, because everyone except Billy (and Dom, okay) should suffer deeply and frequently.) Read more

I promise when I get big enough to go on the road, I’ll swing my barnstorm through your neck of the woods. Read more

This legitimately made my night. Read more

I feel like this is the time to tell you that the previous generation of Ladies of Deadspin and I are obsessed with you, Tom McParland. Read more

You’re very welcome! I’ve never understood the attitude of feeling superior to or shunning readers/listeners — without you, I don’t have a job. And I love this job! Read more

I mean, people do. But I like the fantasy world you live in, can I join you? Read more

Can we talk about how celery is an AMAZING foodstuff. I’m obsessed with it, no joke. Read more

WHOA. Now I’m curious ... Read more

Yes. Related: I do not do the art selection on these. Read more

If you have to ask, you’ll never know, ya know? (NYC, doll.) Read more

Oh my God I want this treatment on a dog so bad rn Read more

HAHAHA YESSSSSS. It was really the fact that they didn’t say “doctor” they said “cardiologist” that made me go, “Yeah, this might be okay actually.” Read more

That’s fair! If it was CBS, I’d get right down on the floor now and just stay there, but generally I don’t trust any of the major networks to not peddle in, like, 7-11 jokes. Read more

This is wonderful, I’m excited to read more along these lines. Also “I guess they were trying to be respectable. That’s always a mistake.” has served me quite well as a professional philosophy, and it’s great to see it articulated like that! Read more

Between “After marrying a cardiologist ...” and the fact that there are several actual Indian people involved in this, I feel a little less nervous about the potential for this to make me want to lie down on the floor and die. But I’m still nervous, because woof, ABC??? Read more