Just doing my part on behalf of our fucking mess of a country! Read more

Awww but you’re my fungus! Read more

So happy rn Read more

Me too! Read more

Those assholes! Read more

Email me at joliekerr@gmail.com! Read more

IMMA TRY NOT TO. Life is honestly no good without you guys. Read more

Thanks Mama!! Read more

Thanks pal. I really did miss you guys more than was natural or necessary. Read more

HAHAHA I mean you’re not far off — his answer to every question is “throw it away, get a new one. [FRIENDS JOKE]”
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I’m going big on white vinegar in episode 74, don’t you worry. Read more

Hey friend! Yup, the podcast is coming back, but the column will stay at Esquire. Like when parents divorce and one kid goes with Mom and the other goes with Dad. Read more

YOU SAID MOMS DON’T LEAVE Read more

And I would literally not have it any other way! (Where my bidet people at? Dave and I have ... questions.) Read more

Oh you just need a smudge stick, chile. Read more

HAHA no they gave us crates of food every day with the ingredients and instructions for our meals. (I cooked most of them.) We lived in squads of 6-8 and divvied up chores like chopping wood, building fires, cooking and cleaning. Read more

You understand me completely. Read more

I have SUCH a visual of this and it’s making me SO happy. Read more

I didn’t have a robot baby, but instead of going to class for the first two weeks of freshman year, we were sent to live in the woods. Read more

Oh wow, yeah, it turns out that’s actually all I’ve wanted my entire life. Read more