“Filed to: GUM” sent me into peals of laughter. Ashley, truly, you are a great gift. Read more

Ahhhh a self-hating plateau. Got it! Read more

Excuse me, what now about Italian-Americans? (If you’re one of those white women who voted for Trump, no need to respond, I already know.) Read more

Damn it. +1 Read more

Challenge accepted!! I love-love-love gross things, the grosser the better! I’ve already seen at least one photo in the comments that made me want to claw my face off, so yeah, keep it up gang! We can do it! Read more

Crayons are the devil’s writing implements, I swear. One idea: Try WD-40. It takes crayon off wall, so it may also work on cupholders. I dunno. But if you try it, LMK how it does. Read more

Oddly enough, I don’t. I think it’s because there’s often hair stuck to them? I’m gonna think about why this is. Read more

I don’t even know what to say other than that I would like to offer you a hug and maybe a very large bottle of whiskey. Read more

Your daughter is straight up cold as ice and I LOVE her Read more

We love-love-loved having her! Read more

If you have access to an outlet, try turning a hairdryer on the wax. As it softens, use dry paper towels to wipe the wax up, repeating as needed until it’s gone. Then, give the cupholder a light scrub with a damp rag+some dish soap. Should be right as rain! Read more

I hate myself for loving this. Read more

LOL I meant that more in the “I’m from Boston and I fucking hate Tom Brady” sense, but you make a good point. And thanks, that’s really nice of you to say! Read more

I’m not most people. Read more

If he were actually savvy, wouldn’t we be fooled by this ridiculous joke of an excuse? Read more

Hey friend!! We really loved having Kristen on the show and plan to have her come back, so there will def be more AaCP/Jalop collabs. Read more

Everything I know is a lie :( Read more

I do! It was always a trip when Jalop shared one of my posts over from Deadspin I love an enthusiast! Read more

I wish I didn’t find half aprons so useless, because I really want that “I love housework” one. What to do, what to do ...? Read more

Oh man, I cannot wait until the tzatziki people show up for this one! Read more