It’s everything. And his Yosemite Sam stance? Uch! I love him! Read more

I absolutely love everything about this clip. (I’m a Pete Rose apologist.) Read more

The term ‘old coot’ was basically invented for Pete Rose, right? Read more

I NEED THIS SO BAD, OH GOD. Read more

Which I’ll be happy to provide ... tomorrow ;) Read more

This was a fun romp, Samer! Read more

Sure, but let’s leave bleach out of it. Bleach did nothing to deserve this kind of treatment. Read more

A few years ago my home was broken into and I was robbed of my jewelry. My grandmother’s charm bracelet. The bracelet my dad gave to my mom on their first Valentine’s Day together. An engraved watch my parents had given to me when I graduated from high school. A set of gold bangles my Auntie bought for me in India to… Read more

What JCQ said! Read more

Friend of Teresa. In the first season, Danielle was a friend of Jacqueline and, to a lesser extent, Teresa, through Jacqueline. (No relations.) Then, Teresa turned on Danielle, called her a prostitution whore, tossed the table at her, etc. and Jacqueline was the only friend left. They subsequently fell out and, years… Read more

Exactly. My wager: Danielle will come back in a Lauri Waring Peterson-esque role, to close the loop with Tre and burn Jacqueline. The jury’s still out on whether she’ll also drop the dime on Melissa. (Oh please please please!) But she won’t be a FT ‘wife, at least not right out of the gate. Read more

UNCONFIRMED RUMOR TIME: I heard from someone claiming to work at Bravo that Danielle has not yet been cast as a FT HW, and that if she does come back, it will only be in a friend-of role, at most.

Granted, that’s sketchy intel, but I believe it more and more every time one of these articles comes out claiming that… Read more

Oh man, that’s beautiful. Read more

OMG LOL I was wondering why there were so many notifications showing up on that old post. <3 u Kara-ie, even if you do have dirty pillows. Read more

In all seriousness — and he’ll HATE that I’m saying this — Drew is the most generous person at Deadspin and I only taunt him like this because I truly adore him. Read more

The good news is that they didn’t actually delete my old posts when I left. Read more

God damn it, Drew. LET ME HAVE THIS ONE THING, ASSHOLE. Read more

Miss u too, pal Read more

Yeah, it’s a special car. Trust me, I know cars. It’s the best car. Really yuge car. Read more

She said both! She basically repeats her (perfect in every way, oh my God) rant. The first time she says “I did it nice” and the second time she says “I made it nice.”
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