Come sit by me, I loved it too. Terrified Marie! “I’LL GUT YOU!” Pooping in a gift basket! There was so much to love. Read more

Heidi Dillon and her frito pie made for some GREAT television. What an utterly vulgar woman. I hope and expect that she’ll be back next season. Read more

Both Potomac and Dallas suffered from premise flip-flopping but I have some faith that each franchise’s Season 2 will be much more in line with what we expect from our ‘Wives and I am here for it. Less charity and etiquette, more wanton assaulting of trolleys and peeing on couches, do you hear me, Bravo?
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I was about to ask why Esquire is blocked but not the Gizmedia sites and then I was like, “Oh for fuck’s sake, it’s because of that Women of Instagram BS, isn’t it?” Which I think we just got rid of, so maybe it will be unblocked in 2017? Read more

I still miss you guys too, and you’ll always be my favorites. Read more

Damn, Ashley got “stick to sports”-ed by her own mom? Damn. Read more

[Extreme Luann voice] Can you believe?!? Read more

The cigarette brand you’re looking for here is Tareyton. Read more

Rude to Ajax. Read more

I find them utterly fascinating and entirely horrifying. Read more

He is a straight-up gangster. Read more

I literally asked an empty room, “WHAT AM I EVEN WATCHING RIGHT NOW?” during the through-the-trees scene of Lisa and Ken tag-team abusing James Kennedy. Read more

+1 for Jawbreaker reference Read more

Honestly, same. They remind me of Easter services at boarding school, which against all odds is a good memory for me. Read more

Oh I love that! I’m going to make a note to do a column on cleaning products that aren’t packaged in plastic, thank you for telling me about your efforts! Read more

Thank you! Esquire has been so great in a ton of ways — working with supportive editors is such a gift — but I miss the community here terribly. Oh well! One day I’ll end up with the best of all worlds, but until then, I’ll keep plugging along with my jug of white vinegar :) Read more

Haha it’ll be our secret, I’ll never tell! Come visit me at Esquire, Racked or Lenny Letter — I have columns at all three spots! Read more

Submission quality erosion is no joke. The questions I get from the Esquire audience are so dull, honestly. (I have such a huge backlog from Hairpin/Jez/Deadspin that it’s not a problem in terms of the quality of the column, other than just being depressing, but what these days isn’t?) Read more

I have so many theories about Jacqueline. And also about Melissa Gorga, oh my God. Read more

You’ve pretty much got it, except that Jac is a total loon, and not in the fun way. The season was totally worth watching for Milania Guidice alone. I would recommend it if you need a mindless distraction. Read more